Vote for Paris!

Paris Hilton is an energy policy expert, I know this because I saw her ad rebutting McCain's use of her in his campaign ad. I know that previously we all thought she was just a vapid little airhead, but no longer! She is clear, concise, and expresses a commonsense approach to solving our country's energy problems in a bipartisan way. I'm ready to vote for her for President. It doesn't matter that she has no experience in government, or in business, or in the military. She can read from the teleprompter in a very convincing way. She employs excellent speech writers. She is young and attractive. Who cares that she has no track record, that she can only be judged by her words not her deeds. She represents change! Or maybe not, come to think of it. She seems to be a lot like the other candidate for change.