Al Gore - Oscar winner, Nobel prize, still an idiot

So the Goreacle has emerged from under his rock and declared that the recent typhoon in Burma is a result of global warming. After Katrina, Gore made similar claims, but since the next couple years produced no serious storms, it made that claim (which was debunked by Hurricane experts) seem suspect. But now global warming is back, after a 2 year hiatus! Just in time to save Al from being lynched by a starving third world mob upset with him burning all their food to gas up his private jet. Since daily temperatures fluctuate by 20 to 30 degrees, and this year produced the coldest temperatures recorded in decades (including snow in Baghdad for the first time in memory) and the heaviest and latest snowfalls ever recorded in many areas, it's comforting to know that Al can divine the presence of a less than .1 degree increase. Soon I predict all of us will see the wisdom of Al, as the temperature will begin to climb dramatically. After all, it is almost summer!